“How mentally ill are you?” Quiz

November 29, 2007 at 2:26 pm (quizzes)

How mentally ill are you

Totally out of your mind

You should probably seek help now if you are not already recieving it

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Dark Humour

November 18, 2007 at 12:58 pm (funny)

I realize it’s been ages since I posted and I apologize, but I’ve taken on more than I can handle lately so my blogs are the unwitting victims. But here’s a joke that gave me a chuckle that I thought I’d share:

Don’t Leave ‘Em Hanging

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”

Edna replied “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”

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